Tuesday, January 13, 2009

My Favorite Sports Story of Da Year!

First of all, who knows if this is true. It's being reported initially by the New York Post, not exactly the preeminent publication for hard-hitting, responsible journalism. Regardless, this story is fuggin' nuts.

Here's some excerpts from The Story:

The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave."

Curry also made Kuchinsky perform "humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife would not see them," the Manhattan federal court suit says.

Kuchinsky, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racial discrimination, saying that Curry hurled slurs at him including "f---ing Jew," "cracker," "white slave," "white devil" and "grandmaster of the KKK."

Wow, if this is true it brings major LULZ. Curry is on some John Amaechi shit here. Except of course, Amaechi was extremely classy and a stand-up role model for America's gay youth. Where as Curry appears to be a straight up asshole. For some reason I believe this story, the racial slurs and aggressive treatment appear to be the behavior of an ashamed gay dude that couldn't take the rejection from his driver in a graceful manner.

Eddy Curry was hilarious before all this happened simply for being really overweight in a sport in which all you do is run up and down the court. Now he's hilarity quotient is through the roof for this stuff. Maybe dude needs to read Amaechi's book Man in the Middle.

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